THE WINE GUY

Someone who loves the wine and spirit industry having worked in it for a lifetime. Having worked in it for a lifetime I have met some wonderful people and have had great experiences. Also though, having worked in it for a lifetime I have met some real idiots and seen a lot of stupid sales, marketing and management decisions made (not all of them mine!). As a consequence I laugh at the 'innovations' that the 'bright young things' come up with thinking "been there, done that"

Friday, 19 December 2014

BUSTED

The Urban Dictionary has this interesting description of a Wine Guy.

"WINE GUY

Wine Guy ~ A horny, middle aged, divorced, wine importing, BMW drivin, botox shootin, poser who played the clarinet as an adolescent. He is adept at the use of wine adjectives such as robust, soft, with abundant red fruit and lashings of rose pepper enveloped by with a chocolatey oak aroma that adds a creaminess to the lifted finish. You know standard B S that most women go Ga Ga over. He is such a poser and just wants to get in my girl friends pants. "

Yep, that just about sums it up.

1 comment:

Richard (of RBB)20 December 2014 at 08:55
The clarinet bit is definitely wrong.
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